Ok Firefox.

Somehow you decided to disable keywords and it took me a few days to remember how to fix this.
No more. Never again. And for all the other folks this happens to, all you need to do is:
- Open about:config
- type ‘keyword’ in the search bar
- double click keyword.enabled so it reads true
Then rejoice as things work as expected again. If you’re looking for a great entry for keyword.URL, use YubNub - you’ll never look back.
My friend John made me think of my all-time favorite Creationist propaganda site, Objective Ministries.
The whole site is filled with fun flash embeds where you can hear their characters say things like “Shalom”, and meow when you click on their cross necklace.
They even have a page for kids, where they advise children : “If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!”
Also suggested is that Atheists love coffee:

Guess that’s why our church brews the good stuff, trying to attract all those Gooooooooooooooooooooodless coffee lovin’ heathens…