Atheists love coffee

My friend John made me think of my all-time favorite Creationist propaganda site, Objective Ministries.

The whole site is filled with fun flash embeds where you can hear their characters say things like “Shalom”, and meow when you click on their cross necklace.

They even have a page for kids, where they advise children : “If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!”

Also suggested is that Atheists love coffee:

Atheists Loooove Coffee!!

Guess that’s why our church brews the good stuff, trying to attract all those Gooooooooooooooooooooodless coffee lovin’ heathens…

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